How Many Page Views...

"Thunderface" (thunderface) 01/18/2015 at 13:55 • Filed to: numbers and stuff

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...does your most popular post (on any Kinja site) have?

Mine is nearing 600:

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 14:00

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Once upon a time (well, a few times actually) I had a post shared to Jalopnik's front page. It's now standing at 16,000 views with 67 comments.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 14:01

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The formatting was messed up somehow, but it's not exactly about to top alternator tattoo or

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/2011-z4-sdrive…

Thunderface > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/18/2015 at 14:01

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I've yet to be FP'd :(

McMike > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 14:01

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If I had any idea how to figure that out, I'd tell you.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 14:01

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Probably about 12. I'm quite boring.

Anon > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 14:01

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8776! And those people say no one cares about anime!

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/just-found-som…

Thunderface > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 01/18/2015 at 14:02

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just add click-bait titles!

citizennick > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 14:02

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396

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/tbt-the-back-w…

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 14:04

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If you have a well-written piece that you think is good enough to be on the FP, post it on a weekend. Jalopnik doesn't produce as many articles of their own then so they tend to crawl Oppo for stuff to share.

KnowsAboutCars > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 14:04

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This one has 14 656 and I might hold the record for the least effort put into FP'd post with this post which has 10 971.

Thunderface > McMike 01/18/2015 at 14:06

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4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 14:06

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I'm not sure how I could click-baitify 'My Land Rovers are rusty and unreliable and sometimes I feel the need to fix them then tell you all about it but my Alfa works fine.' Probably just a lack of imagination on my part.

Dsscats > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 14:07

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About 80,000

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 14:07

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These two, 26k and 28k respectively, both were FP'd

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/diving-a-911-f…

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/the-964-is-one…

Thunderface > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 01/18/2015 at 14:08

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how about:

' I BOUGHT A RUSTY LR, AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I FOUND INSIDE!

Thunderface > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/18/2015 at 14:09

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now all I need is writing skillz

Thunderface > Dsscats 01/18/2015 at 14:10

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dang...

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 14:10

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Some seats and 3 pedals. I would say a steering wheel too, but it's debatable what it's true function actually is.

Thunderface > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 14:11

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ps the answer to that was rust

Michael Maguire > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 14:15

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339...

Shameless ploy to go check out the oppo review of my mustang.

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/oppo-review-of…

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 14:20

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Ah, you see, the body is aluminium so there's no rust inside! Interdasting, I know.

McMike > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 14:24

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That's hilarious.

I should have been more specific and asked,

"If I had any idea how to sort five year's worth of posts by view count, I'd tell you."

deekster_caddy > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 14:28

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How do you find out?

potentialthreat > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 14:35

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16

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/x-021-miata-mu…

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 14:37

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that I know of? Almost 40k

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/what-if-every-…

But most that make it to the FP average around 10k

http://fractalfootwork.com/journalism.htm…

Thunderface > deekster_caddy 01/18/2015 at 14:39

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Thunderface > McMike 01/18/2015 at 14:39

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lol

deekster_caddy > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 14:40

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But you need to go look through every post you've ever made to see what the views are, right? Is there some way to find out? Sort by popular post or something?

Thunderface > deekster_caddy 01/18/2015 at 14:42

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idk if there's a way to do that, I just remembered that this one was my biggest

lonestranger > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 15:03

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My only FP'd post, 25,000.

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/how-to-change-…

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 16:20

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I'm too lazy to go through all of my posts, I went through 4 months, and this was the biggest I found, the post where I bought my car with 442 views

This is a close second though I almost ran into a black honda accord on halloween when it was dark, (not twilight, like dark dark, and they didn't have their lights on).

Gamecat235 > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 16:23

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An inexplicible 407,000. (Do I really need to link it?)

(next closest is, I believe, a pair of 20k posts).

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/tucson-amarg-3…

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/second-annual-…

Cajun Ginger > Thunderface 01/18/2015 at 17:52

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Just 10,300

http://groupthink.jezebel.com/what-was-your-…

It got cross posted to Jezebel.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Thunderface 01/19/2015 at 12:31

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The original made the top of Best of OPPO and had 335 comments (not sure how many views). Very pissed at Kinja for poor design that led to the unintentional killing of the original...

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/whatever-it-is…

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/whatever-it-is…

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Thunderface 06/07/2015 at 11:31

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56,000

Thunderface > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 06/07/2015 at 18:52

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A tad late for the party, are we?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Thunderface 06/07/2015 at 19:07

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Just a skosh.